We could have the Kaytichan Series, with the IronCat starter kit, the "Kill Kuni" collector's edition foil card, and the Wacky Dayglo Gaijin expansion set.

You'd only get one card, the "Shrine to Kayt-on-a-Stick" card, in the Madison Drunken Geeks pack.

It'll be like Pokemon, only more disturbing.

Collect 'em all! Only one pack in 500 has the limited "Clean-shaven Mitch" card!