Knitted goods for the damned

[parasitegirl]

My father's birthday pack to me arrived today.

The high point of the package, which is a marvel, is another book for my collection of "items I might threaten to make you some day."


We all know how much people love getting knitted items, they fuuuuully appreciate the time and effort that goes into them.  It's the gift of itch and guilt! And what, aside from complicated cables and lace, is more time consuming that multi-colored picture patterns?

I have to figure out how to get the flatbed scanner at work back into working order...because there is so much I need to scan for you. You'll have to live with quick snapshots..because I can't live without showing you a few high points.

Ming the motherfucking Merciless!
Discuss amongst yourselves.


Like the children say in bookreports "But if you want to know what's on the back, you'll have to read it yourself."


mixed messages.


The one that got away...she didn't knit.


Years of therapy.

Comments

[georgelicious.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[bluemoonsaga.livejournal.com]

zomigawd!!??

[abitofanenigma.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. A knitted Ming the merciless! It has to be tongue in cheek, right?

I have a really narrow window (trying to avoid detection at work) so I can only scroll down really slowly. That made the white popeye one priceless. Yes, even that can kill the "come to bed" eyes. Knitwear for the hard-to-get, what a tease!

[(Anonymous)]

Awwwwwwwwww. Someone's got a good daddy.xo

[peanutlovelove.livejournal.com]

that was moi

[misa1.livejournal.com]

I saw a guy at a doll meet recently wearing a hand-knitted Tin-Tin sweater that his mother made him. He was thrilled that I recognized Tin-Tin.

I'm 95% sure that Chad would wear the Ming sweater...to work.

[doronjosama.livejournal.com]

That Ming one is the best one! I would totally wear that, I guess because I am insane.

[kaitensushi.livejournal.com]

lovely daddy

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

Oh. my. god. Interesting find you have there. :giggle:
I am enjoying my favorite oxymoron of the "Fashion Sweatshirt". lol!

[springbok1.livejournal.com]

Wow! I have some knitters on my f-list who have got to see that, so I am linking to your post. I hope you don't mind..

[the-mouthpiece.livejournal.com]

...ok, yes, I too would wear the ming one to work. And Holy shit! The Phantom!

But my favorite things are the two models.