parasitegirl | Bastards strike again! (Reply)

While the skits in my last 3rd year advanced class were not memorable thing...the goodbyes were unforgetable. They got one tear out of me and that's pretty amazing. And one mad teacher crush was unveiled by a boy named Yuta. Poor sweet Yuta was somewhat cruelly mocked by his friends in the most memorable goodbye, that of Sho and Akihisa, two of my most talented bastards. Akihisa longs to be a Chinese translator and studies Chinese everyday and Sho wants to escape Japan and swears everyday. Sho was the main creator of the joyous robbery skit

This is the script from the goodbye. I have tried to keep the spelling and punctuation as is:

Dear Ms.Kayt our Venus and our great Mother! Hi! Kayt. How are you? I'm fine. I can't belive that you leave hear! You are always kindness for us and we thanks for your help. And your lessons were always very nice. We always enjoied it! And your talking is cool and fanny! Francry ( ed: Frankie) says we love you (heart)

We know that we are so naughty. I'm sorry if we make you happy, O.K. I'll tell you Yutas thinking.

(read in a shaky voice by one of the two bastards) "I'm always thinking about kayt. I can't sleep the night. You are an object of admiration for us. I miss you. cause you leave here. I'm Yuta."

(return to normal speaking voice) We know the pain of parting. but we hope your future becomes great. So we send you with smile. You leave Matsu but you are shyning our heart! You still live our heart! Ok we sing a song.

(they sing)" Happy Birth Day to You! Happy Birth Day To You! Happy Birth Day Dear Kayt!! Happy Birth Day To You!" (they stop singing)

I don't know why we sang this song. So, You don't ask me why. O.k. If you forget us, we forget you. (Maybe you should forget Akihisa!) If you never forget us. We never forget you! (Really?) Keep it cool. Thank you! good bye!

P.S. Why you are so cute?

Your naughty friends, Sho and Akihisa

You might ask how it is that I can remember it all. Well it is all written in the card the bought me. Yes they went out of their way to buy me a real, English, Hallmark card. But they did not buy a farewell card...Nope. And on my precious memories tape you can see and hear my OH MY GOD!

Outside of card:
Watercolor illustration of toys and flowers and, in pink metallic cursive:
On Your First Mother's Day With Love.

Inside:
Aforementioned scripted goodbye and:
Your loving heart
and special caring
make you a wonderful person
and a great Mom!

May today be the first
of many happy Mother's days
to come!

The Bastards:

The whole class! (Yuta is the guy with the glasses)

next week...If I survive the English staff goodbye party tonight....I might scan in the autograph board I was given as the Kayt drawn on it is rather amazing...

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