The Withered Kitchn Cure

[parasitegirl]

The Kitchn Cure Sucks.

“Day 8: Wednesday, October 9
Assignment: Bring fresh flowers or a plant into the kitchen”

Already there. NO reason to bring more. When winter comes some of the outdoor herbs will come and live here as well. You are twee and I hate you, The Kitchn…and Mailman Dan.

“ 1. Bring something living into your kitchen. “

Men. I will bring men. I will post pictures of food I make and men will be all “Om,nom,nom feeds me” and I’m all “dude, come over.”

“This means, get a plant, or a vase and a bouquet of flowers. Wait, there's a catch: this assignment comes with a commitment. “

No. It doesn’t. It means men...and sometimes female friends. And you’re not the boss of me. You can’t tell me what to commit to. I’m not listening to the rest of this point that you are making. I want the time back from the time I spent reading about the weekly flowers you bought at a Manhattan deli every week. You are what is annoying about food/kitchen blogging.

“2. Make a beauty shot of your living, breathing, beautifying element with one gorgeous photo on your social media accounts and tag your work with #kitchncure. Do a side-by-side before/after if you want. But remember, today is supposed to be easy, so don't overextend yourself fussing with photo apps! “

I repeat. You are what is annoying about food & kitchen blogging.

Next task? I’m still thinking it will be go buy: Kitchen linens and/or CURTAINS/and or New Light Fixtures. Any bets?