Tissue Time!

[parasitegirl]

I don't care how fucking talented you are or how much you may have spent on a private art school, if armed only with water, laundry starch, tissue paper, and a mat board...you ain't gonna make something an elementary school kid couldn't make! I don't care what you're thinking...you can't use those scissors! The only tissue shapes are those you can tear, fold, or twist...

Making a sample was a humbling experience, probably more humbling than teaching the class will be.

And being lavishly praised by a room full of elementary school teachers for the final product may be one of the more surreal experiences of my life. I'm not being modest...my Olympic Flashcards are looking pretty good in comparison.