Shimmycast

[parasitegirl]

For those of your who don't get enough of my opinions, my replies to two "questions of the week" are on the latest shimmycast podcast for dancers(56).

Comments

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

Was it your fucking birthday for real?

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

As real as your sham wedding with those staged beach shots.

04/17/75
Pol Pot and the Khemer Rouge took over the capital of Cambodia and my mother dialated so quickly doctors ran.

[evilegg.livejournal.com]

Well happy birthday, you.
I bet you're in better shape than 99% of folks your age- not to even mention how much more interesting your life is. You win at LIFE.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Well thanks, you!

I have a friend who likes to lie about her birthday and get TGIFraydays or bars to sing to her and such....I don't.

I'm in better shape now than I was at 23, I do take pride in that.

[peanutlovelove.livejournal.com]

I just like birthdays! And I like when people sing to me! I don't lie about my age-just about when my birthdays are! And actually I only did it that one time! Really!

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

I know you don't lie about your age, you like to be sung to!

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

In retrospect the correct response might have been:

What makes you think I'm talking about you?