twitterpated.

[parasitegirl]

Spring has sprung and the idiots are twitterpatted...o else the sate of twitterpattion has rendered many of us idiots.   I can only speak for myself.

Today I praise the Japanese man, for his willingness to take many fashion risks. I praise him for the brightness he brings to my trains. Because it is spring I have stopped mentally redressing him,  I stop when he is naked in my mind's eye.

Let them think it is a particularly good song on my iPod making my grin grow and my eyes unfocused.

To you who like women, I envy you a bit. You can point to so many external stimulus to explain the heightened arousals of spring: the emergence of cleavage from once muffled necks, the ever present possibility that breezes will catch and toss skirts up,  all that skin strolling around.r

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[downrightamazed.livejournal.com]

'tis spring
and the cleavages
are blooming

fairest of flower
fondest of sights
enemy of eye contact

O! I delight in the challenge of keeping northward mine eyes

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd be right there with me in spring stupidity!