Set my trash free!

[parasitegirl]

National Holidays mean we don't get trash pickup from May3-May7th.

So the trash-Jawas in my neighborhood have padlocked the trash area. This is cruel. I might be able to abstain from tossing my trash..that's not the issue (although if it continues to be warm and humid...I won't be happy. It's raining or I'd put it on my balcony...).

There is something in the trash area I want access to!

There is a motherfucking WHITE ELEPHANT, like the sort you see guarding the entrances at cheesy Indian restaurants, that someone must have snuck into the trash in the middle of the night before the Jawas came with their locks and chains. I want that to be part of my balcony garden. I want to give that elephant a HOME!

Comments

[nimeue.livejournal.com]

I hope you manage to rehome the white elephant. I would need to rehome it too.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

I'm ok with non-spangly, because it will be outdoors.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Trying!

[mizmarti.livejournal.com]

"Trash-Jawas!" LOL.

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Every morning they are there, going through the trash to judge us!

[shesfearless.livejournal.com]

Any way to ascend the barrier both ways? That is only if the elephant is light enough to place in a bag and hold over your shoulder.

I hope you can rescue the elephant. Aren't there donation centers in your area where people can give perfectly fine items to instead of throwing them in the trash?

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

Japan isn't very recycle-oriented with goods. It takes effort and people often need to pay to get things taken away...so they sneak them into the trash illegally.

[pmb7777.livejournal.com]

You should be able to pick a masterlock type padlock in just a minute. ;)

[parasitegirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't learn that skill just by hanging around you miscreants. I didn't even learn how to make a bong!